Wanna impress someone really old?     A Personalized Letter From The President of the United States

Or how about someone that's survived many long years of marriage? Then you need to pull some strings and get a "congrats" letter from "W"!  [As in President George W. Bush]

How? It takes some planning, and you've gotta jump through some hoops, but The White House is very responsive, and it's a pretty cool gift. The best part? It's free.

Availability: Only U.S. citizens are eligible; sorry, no requests from Kabul or Baghdad will be considered.

Price range: I already said it was free...(even if you are a Democrat).

Wanna know more?  Read all about it right here on your favorite, award-winning website.