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Tuesday, May
20, 2003:

Hey
Einstein, are you taking full advantage of all of Ben's
hard work that goes into every show, every KFI Update or
Dose of Dover Newsletter? [I doubt it.]
Seriously...you're leaving a bunch of additional
information and entertainment value on the proverbial
table if you don't "click over" to any
hot-linked [highlighted] word or sentence you come
across. Terrific insights and [frequently]
twisted
humor are
only one click away...

I
don't think my parents ever wanted me around when I
was a kid. They used to tell
me: "Never take candy from strangers, unless they
offer you a ride." Okay,
maybe I'm exaggerating (just a little), but
this attitude towards strangers, especially those armed
with cashier's checks or money orders is the newest
reality-slapping consumers awake around the nation!
If you sell something to a
perfect stranger, whether it be a car advertised in the
paper or something on e-Bay, do not take a
personal check or even a cashier's check!
Strangers pay by cash, wire transfers...or it's no deal!!!
Why? Because there's a
new twist on an old scam, and those wacky
scamps from Nigeria, the center of the
fraud universe and international scams-by-e-mail capital
of the world are the culprits once again.
You
really need to read the entire New York Times story right here.
By the way...this scam isn't
limited to cashier's checks and automobiles:
There have also been reports of bogus money orders and
attempts to defraud people selling boats, furniture, horses,
dogs
and even cats.
Ben's Bottom Line? Do not
wire money or hand over any
merchandise until you deposit the check and your bank
confirms that it's paid...even if it takes weeks to clear,
especially if you're dealing with anyone from a Banana
Republic country like those slimy low-lifes of Lagos.
Check
out this new website, created by a couple featured in the
New York Times article referenced above...and
if you wanna read more about the Nigerian-based games
these rogues like to play, spend some time on the Federal
Trade Commission's website, the
Secret Service's site...or check
out all of the Nigerian alert websites and get a nice
overview of these con-men (and women).


Caveat Valiumi emptor: [Latin
for "you'd better make sure you know what you're
actually getting the next time you pick a prescription
at the drug store"...or it could kill you: You
know who's thrilled about the skyrocketing cost of
prescription drugs? The bad guys of course...they've
gotten into the business of creating fake, mis-labeled
and bootlegged drugs to U.S. pharmacies.
Now that the Treasury
Department's making it harder to counterfeit our
currency, enterprising criminals have turned to forging
labels: Forget about the illegal drug
trade...the sheer number of new (and expensive) drugs
hitting the market combined with the abundance of drug
re-sellers/middlemen make the legal drug industry a
counterfeiters paradise!
But here's what's really
scaring health professionals: Grandma going
through kidney dialysis with counterfeit drugs. Or AIDS
or cancer patients being treated with "drugs"
that are nothing more than high-dollar placebos. As
counterfeiting and product tampering cases rise, drug
manufacturers are facing potentially crippling lawsuits.
Plaintiffs are holding drug manufacturers accountable
for the authenticity of their products and safeguards to
prevent tampering.
Take
two aspirin and read all about it.....
Here's
a list of most common counterfeited drugs...as
well as
an
industry "White Paper" on the topic that's
worth a read.


There was some verrrrrrrrry
bad news for consumers last week; think of it as the
IRS's version of anthrax: The IRS is really
pushing for approval to use private debt collectors to
collect almost $76 billion in taxes from more than 6
million delinquent taxpayers, claiming that up to $30
billion is going unpaid because they don't have anyone
available to ask for it.
Of course they're trying to
head off detractors with promises that the private
collectors would be tightly monitored: And
they're also assuring us with promises that delinquent
taxpayers would be informed of their rights...in
addition to guarantees that
Charles
Manson's really just a mis-understood
guy,
Enron's
Kenneth Lay will be overseeing
collection agent integrity, and
Michael
Jackson's only had 2 surgeries.
(You
betcha.)
This is such total
b.s. The feds can't
even control debt-collectors today with laws that have
been around for over a quarter century: Why
does anyone think IRS officials could control
bottom-feeding cockroaches armed with an IRS mandate
when they can't even control the 110,000+ tele-terrorist
debt collectors that routinely bend-or-break the 25-year
old Fair Debt Collection Practices Act???
Stay tuned: I'm
hoping that cooler heads prevail and contain this cancer
before it has a chance to take hold, spread and make
taxpayers even more miserable than usual.
(And
read the entire story here.)

TAXING
NOTE TO SELF (since we're back on the world
of real-or-perceived IRS-related financial
threats): Don't try to go cheap and work
out your IRS-related heartburn on your own or you'll get
a rude (and expensive) awakening, I'm afraid. Use
every resource available to you and try to work out a
deal worked out on your terms: Check
out your options, and why hiring an Enrolled Agent may
make the most sense.

(Yawwwwn!)
Interest rates are still at 40-year lows...so what are
you doing about it, Brainiac? You've gotta cash
in while you can lock in the lowest levels in
decades. Yes, it's time buy a (new) house or
re-finance your current mortgage...But
get educated about the process first. (And the
price is right!) Everything
you need to know, and the price is right [free!] can
be found on-line; get your own copy of Ben's 2003
Home Buyer's Guide by clicking here.

Speaking of bottom-feeding
cockroaches (I mean debt collectors): They
feast on consumers that are already (emotionally and
financially) beaten down and facing dire financial
circumstances. Many in their "business"
routinely lie, cheat, coerce and deceive unwitting
debtors in their quest to make a buck...many use
tried-and-true tactics such as threatening to add
blatantly incorrect lines of negative information on the
credit reports of consumers that won't suck up to them.
Of course it's
completely illegal! But these tele-terrorists
love to throw around the little power their wield in the
tele-fifedoms. That's the bad news. But there's good
news for the little guys.
Los Angeles-based attorney Bob
Brennan helps abused consumers fight back against these
unethical and illegal tactics: and when Bob
takes on a case and tees 'em up, he know he's got an
excellent chance to not only get his clients relief, but
maybe even get a nice little cash reward for their (and
his) troubles.
Illegal "pulling" of
credit reports...filing false and derogatory information
in debtor's credit files...deceptive trade practices,
Lemon
Law violations...Bob's
your buddy/Bob's your pal and a great
resource to level the playing field...by way of the
courtroom.
Check
out his website or give him a call:
(888) 453-6665 or
(818)
249-5291.
Coming soon on DVD? A new
technology that'll render your rental worthless
within 48-hours: Disney's preparing to roll
out a new type of DVD (called an EV-D) technology that
might put a major hole in the bottom line of companies
like Blockbuster.
Skip
the concession stand and read all about it...

Why do I hope Disney's DVD
innovation works? Because it could spell the end of the
late fees that Blockbuster-and-friends love to jam down
the throats of consumers: In fact if the
public accepts Disney's new technology, it's very bad
news for movie-rental giant Blockbuster, which generated
almost $800 million in "Extended Viewing Fee"
income in 2001 alone!
Read
one of Ben's columns on the topic here.

Father's
Day is now 26 days away: Quit
wasting your dough on late fees to Blockbuster and spend
it on something cool for dear ol' Dad
Ugly ties and other inane [and thoughtless] gifts
aren't gonna cut it anymore...and of course I've got the
perfect gift: It's the biggest, most lucious and
amazing towel on the planet, from our pals over at www.fattowels.com

Trouble collecting rebate
dollar$? Tired of getting run around in circles? Ben's
got a couple of sections devoted to helping you win the
battles that drive us crazy. Here's your "How
To Get Your Rebate" section that'll
increase your chances for success; and they always
popular "Six
Step To Successful Complaining" tips
that'll level the playing field in your favor
(for a change).
