"You cannot do a
kindness too soon,
for you never know how
soon it will be too late."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

NostraDover, Part I: In case you
missed it last week, the IRS and Federal Trade Commission
announced that they're investigating those
"nonprofit" credit counseling agencies:
Why? Because of the very thing I've been warning
America about for 11 years-the abuses and spin-doctoring
of the term "nonprofit." In fact, if you wanna
verify this latest example of expert Dover
Prognostication, browse
the award-winning website and note the dates my numerous
articles were posted, or better yet, read the
in-depth warning from my latest book, Back
Off!
An entire chapter was dedicated to this (now) hot-topic: "You
Don't Think They'd Lie, Do You? The Truth About Credit
Counseling & Debt Re-Negotiation Service"
and is posted
for your (free) review right here.

Okay, so this isn't one of those
burning issues that's kept you awake all night...but
didja ever wonder how (or why) they chose those three
musical notes used by NBC (and made fun of by Howard
Stern in his movie Private
Parts when he was reliving his days at W-NNNNNNNBC):
From Don
Barrett's LA Radio.com website: "The
source of the station break, NBC chime notes? (dah-dahhh-dah)
They're the musical notes G ... E ... C .... General
Electric Company.
Now you know-to quote old Paul Harvey-the rest of the
story."

Starbucks is out to get you really
loaded. Addicted to over-priced caffeine? The Seattle-based
McCoffee chain is rolling out their new "Duetto"
Visa prepaid/credit card: "Load"
this new card with cash-then get loaded at your
every-street-corner coffee outlet and earn points for
Starbuckanese beverages or merchandise.
And to add some warm-fuzzies to the mix, a slice of the
revenues generated will be given to assorted charities.
Could Starbucks be
trying to conserve paper or bolster their sleeve-driven
bottom line? For those of you who
spend more time and money at Starbucks than you should, have
you noticed they've taken to short-sleeving? They quit
"double-cupping" in favor of slipping on sleeves
to protect java fans from hot cups...but now the sleeves
have gone the way of a quarter cuppa coffee. You'll start
stuffing your pockets with extra sugar packets after you
read more about it.....

Struggling with your
monthly house payment? You might not have to if you take
this shot of Dover Mortgage-related Common Sense!
Especially if you're a Texan (God bless the intelligent
voters that allowed Proposition 6 to pass last month),
homeowners over the age of 62 in Texas (other states
age-limits will vary) can eliminate their monthly house
payments if they know where to go. Oh yeah...here's
where you can find more info on how to stretch those
fixed-budgets.....

Bait-and-switch
is such a common landmine for consumers trying to finance
(or re-fi) a mortgage. Don't get caught in their
expensive traps--but take the Dover-proven route to
stress-free finance, and take advantage while interest rates
are STILL at incredibly-low levels! Ben's
no-brainer choice for any/all of your mortgage needs?
Easy...do it all on-line
or on the phone with the official
mortgage company of www.benjamindover.com
and your first (and only) stop:
W.R.
Starkey Mortgage.
It's
easy to get educated about the process first...and
the price is right! (Free!)
Everything you need to know can be found on-line; get your
own copy of Bens'
2003 Home Buyer's Guide by clicking here.
Now
that you're motivated to buy a house, or trade-up from
your current home...how
would you like to get some cash back
on your next home purchase
(or sale)? (I'll
show you how.) Click here.....

Since we're talking about moving,
let's go
down your "things to do" checklist:
Moved your phone service and utilities? [Check!]
Put in your change of address on your mail?
[Check!!]
Have all of your belongings held hostage by some rogue
movers? [Check...not!!!]
Do your homework
(first) and choose the right
moving company! Ben's
Moving Tips will save you time, money and
lots-o-heartache.....

Don't
get taken in by radio-commercial claims from car
leasing companies out to get you hooked and then set to wear
you down and beat the emotional (and maybe financial)
daylights out of you! Check
out Ben's free Smart Car Seminar automotive acquisition tips
right
here!
Here's
the first and last automobile leasing company
you'll ever need to deal with, no matter where
you live...Benjamin Dover-endorsed Manufacturers
Auto Leasing! They have loyal
clients across the entire state of Texas and around the
nation. Why? Because they'll take care of
you better than anyone else out there!
By
the way: If you're facing one of those
upside-down scenarios (car business term meaning you're
financially buried), or maybe you simply want to bail on
your current vehicle and need someone to get creative on
your behalf, Manufacturers
Auto Leasing is the best
in the business. Period.

¿Dondé esta aeropuerto?
American Airlines is about to show you: They've
woken-up at the Hispanic
buying power switch and are launching a new,
Spanish-language marketing campaign. Put
down that Corona and read more about it...

It
doesn't matter if you're Hispanic...or just a
run-of-the-mill American looking for a great deal!
Now's the time to get off your rear and
start making travel plans for the Thanksgiving holiday
weekend! (You're on the clock and it's now only 47
days away): Get
more for your dinero by getting your Thanksgiving
or Christmas-time travel planning handled now. Check
out Ben's reliable, no-brainer choice for consistently
affordable and competitively priced hotel room or condo
deals: www.hotels.com.
Speaking of Thanksgiving...wanna be a hero
this year for a change? Instead of showing up at someone's
house with a cheapo bottle of wine that either nobody will
drink or it'll end up being "re-gifted"
somewhere down the road, bring something that's sure to
set you apart! Screw-off
tops or canned cranberry sauce can be the quickest way to
be de-invited for future events so spend a few bucks and
do a little planning today to bring beautiful flowers,
direct from Hawaii with you. Ben's
affordable choice? Tropical
Colors. Order
on-line or give 'em a call toll-free (remember to call after
1p ET/12n CT/11a MT and 10a PT because of the time
difference): (800)
965-9732.

Got a headache? You might
be able to weasel a tax-break out of it: A
recent move from the Treasury Department could save some of
you as much as 30% on stuff like aspirin and cough drops. It's
the latest expansion of a growing-list of
government-approved tax deductions, a list that
includes (for eligible workers) parking and subway passes,
babysitters-even the cost of ditching the rugrats at a
summer day camp.

NostraDover, Part II-The
IRS' new chief is about to put the fear of the biggest-and-baddest
collection agency on the planet into the hearts of America:
Troubled by a recent study that
indicates 17% of Americans believe it's acceptable to cheat
on their taxes-up from 11% in 1999, the IRS' #1 debt
collector is out to make your life potentially miserable if
you get caught with your hand in the tax-cheater cookie jar.
Time
to dust off that mileage logbook and read the entire story
from The New York Times here...
From
the "you just thought they could be nasty"
department; some insights on the IRS' new commissioner:
According to a tax industry insider: "The
new IRS commish is a real hard liner. In documents
that had to be requested under the Freedom Of Information
Act (FOIA), the new
commish has stated he's going to do his best to eliminate
the offer in compromise program.
It's also been documented from internal IRS memos (that
also had to be pried out via FOIA), that the new
commissioner has isolated and ostracized the congressionally
mandated taxpayer advocate department, and that they're not
to be privy to any of the of the IRS' internal information.
It really looks like he's a mad dog off the leash. In
the future we see a huge backlash against him, but it might
take a few years for all that to build up.
The IRS has a new focus in
collections even if the taxpayer has already completed and
sent in their returns...and the IRS is dragging its heels in
processing returns right now; 6 month or more is quite
standard time for them to process older, multiple-years
of returns."

Don't
make the mistake of trying to deal with the
IRS on your own. Lousy advice
could not only cost you dearly, it could jack up your total taxes
owed, late fees, interest and/or fines to levels
that'll make you think about learning Spanish and heading
south of the border. If
you've got some tax-related challenges, now's
the time to tie
down those loose-ends on your terms and get a
deal worked out before it's too late.
Non-filers...innocent spouses...941 (payroll taxes) for the entrepreneurs
amongst us: Know
all your options and learn why hiring an Enrolled Agent
probably makes the most sense.


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NostraDover,
Part III-Who told you that an innocuous, cigarette
pack-sized data-recorder hidden under the dash of millions
of U.S. vehicles could rat you out in a court of law?
Survey says...your old pal Bennie:
Now a recent story
from The Dallas Morning News confirms my warnings
from 2002 about a new "witness" that'll encourage
you to tell the truth and nothing but the
truth...

Ever
wonder why you feel like you're falling as you're drifting
off to sleep? Be the smartest guy (or girl)
at the watercooler today-it's called a "myclonic jerk."
It's also known as a "hypnic jerk" or a
"sleep start" by experts. Pass the
Ambien and read more about it here.....

NostraDover,
Part IV-Here's another example of pro-consumer
prognostication by Ben: Texas'
state insurance commissioner is holding the feet of the
insurance industry to the fire, asking them to justify
penalizing policyholders for lousy credit scores, and it's
about time, too. Check
out the story, and then check
out your credit reports.....

Kids
having surgery anytime soon? Then you'd better dish up some
Valium for Mom and Dad: A recent study presented
at a meeting of the American Society of Anesthesiologists in
San Francisco last week supports this theory. Read
what the professional gas-passers got to digest at their
little get together in the city by the bay.....
And speaking of
professional gas-passers: You'll want to be
sure to bookmark
this cerebral website for future use this holiday
season.....

Do
you know what to do if you happen to miss your
weekly Dose of Dover?
Aside from blaming your ISP (taking anti-spam
measures) for it, take the path of least resistance: Read
the latest edition in the Dose of Dover archive right here!

NostraDover, Part V-Only 34
days to go until you can tell your cell phone company to stuff
it! And now everyone's getting in on
the Cellular
Phone Number Portability Act that I called months ago:
Read
The New York Times' spin on what we predicted was gonna
happen long before the rest-o-the-pack.....

Let's hope you or your
family will never need the newest drug being approved
by the FDA for the treatment of Alzheimer's:
Terrific
news for patients and even more specifically-the
families-of Alzheimer's patients; it's called
"mematine" and will be sold under the street name
"Namenda" and should help those with
moderate-to-severe symptoms...

Looking for a holiday
gift this year? Think about making a donation in the name of
someone you love. Ben's pick of the week?
Appropriately-timed (with the FDA announcement, that is) Leeza
Gibbons' Memory Centers, founded in honor of Leeza's
Mom (who was diagnosed with the condition a couple of years
ago). The
Memory Foundation's determined to not just help find a cure,
but to help families coping with the challenges of
Alzheimer's.....

Wanna know where to
find the most beautiful women in the United States? Try
Dover Central homebase for the last 25 years, Fort Worth,
Texas: At least that's what the November 2003
issue of Men's
Health magazine claims in their "Best & Worst
Cities For Men" survey. (Have I told you how
much I love Fort Worth, lately?)

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Cheating on your
spouse? DON'T sign up for this high-tech service!!! C'mon...NostraDover
predicts the biggest subscribers to this service? Retirees
in Florida...here's why.....
