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Good Tuesday morning!
Here's your
Dose of Dover...
Still your most
reliable source for
un-common
sense insight and
cover-your-backside
strategies this new year and beyond.
Take your best
shot...try to put me out of a job!
How?
Make everyone a little lot
smarter:
Forward this to
everyone in
your Address Book!
[C'mon...be a
big shot!]
Spread the wealth and
share the Tao of Dover:
Lots of eye-opening
information
posted on
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be
looking."
IRS-related troubles still
hanging over your head? Personal
or business challenges aren't as hard to work out as you
might think, especially if you hire the right representation
to cut a deal with the world's most powerful debt collection
agency.
Take a deep breath and read more
about it here.....
Good for Eckerd's! Having a religious
belief system is a wonderful thing, but forcing it down the
throats of perfect strangers/customers is totally
unacceptable. If you don't like fulfilling
your duties because the company mission statement clashes
with your own political/religious views, it's time to post
your resume on
CareerBuilder.com.....

It’s the slow-time of year
and interest rates are still at
ridiculously low levels. What other
kicks-in-the-butt do you need to move into the home
ownership world? Maybe you already own a
home and just need to re-fi your investment, now's the
time to get off the proverbial dime. Ben's no-brainer
choice?
W.R. Starkey Mortgage has the Dover Seal of
Approval because they're the best, no-B.S. mortgage
company in the nation...period. They
consistently deliver on their company credo:
"A different kind or mortgage
company where people come first."
If you're considering
taking the home ownership plunge this year, get smart(er)
about the process:
Click here to get your free copy of Ben's 2004 Home
Buyer's Guide.
Take the Dover-proven
route to stress-free financing and take advantage of
these low interest rates: Do it all
on-line or
on the phone with the official mortgage company of
www.benjamindover.com and
your first (and only) stop:
W.R. Starkey Mortgage. Find
a location near you
or
call their main number, toll-free:
(888) 282-6632
"Hey buddy, can you spare a dime?"
Don't ever ask this nutbag from France if you can borrow a
quarter to make a phone call, since there's a good
chance this guy had to fish out the spare change from the
toilet: Doctors couldn't figure out why
this dude had such a bad stomach ache, until they x-rayed
him and found over $650 worth of coins...plus some assorted
necklaces and needles.

Do you know what’s on your
credit report? Here’s how to get a free copy, right
here/right now! Hey Einstein, your credit
scores change every single hour–when
was the last time you saw a copy of yours?
Click here and get a look at your reports...
There’s no such thing as a
free lunch: Just
because they position themselves as a source for a "free
credit report," it doesn’t mean that they’re really free.
They’ll give you a free 30-day trial with the hope that you
won’t cancel and you’ll stick around for an entire year, but
this service really is free if you cancel before the 30-days
is up,
so go for it.


Wanna know why you should
lease that next car instead of buy? Because your
body-style's gonna be long gone by the time you pay-off your
loan...so why not lay the resale risk off on the leasing
company? You can not only still cash in on
[still] low interest rates, but you can also cash in on all
of those rebate offers while you're at it by applying the
rebates to your lease deal! Lower financing rates will give
you more bang for your four-wheeled buck...click here to get a free copy of Ben's Smart Car Seminar guide
to avoiding car-buying brain damage.
The key to avoiding auto buying
heartache is to deal with an honest company in the first
place: No matter where you're located,
Manufacturer's Auto Leasing
delivers on that promise, and
more. They've got
the Dover Seal of Approval because they really are auto
experts you can trust.
Check 'em out for yourself.....

Dontcha love the amazing
resources I compile every week in the Dose of Dover? Good!
Then don't whine about having to sign-up for free access:
Like anything in life, there's always gonna be a trade-off
on some level. I embed dozens of links in every edition of
this newsletter, and my frequent sources,
The New York Times,
The Dallas Morning News,
The Los Angeles Times,
The Orange County Register
and
USA Today
require varying levels of registration in order to access
their websites for free...with
one small caveat: If you try to hit an older story, there's
a reasonable chance that the news organization has either
moved the story to a new URL, or to their archives. If it's
archived, there's a high probability that they'll charge you
for access to the story...usually under $3. Don't whine
about it...just pay 'em if you wanna read it--or not. It's
always your choice.
Also worth noting:
Nowhere is it written that you
have to give accurate information when you sign up for free
access on their website. They'd like you to,
but they'll never really know. So use a disposable e-mail
address (like
Hotmail
or
Yahoo)
and get creative when you register.
But just remember: They/we are giving you a
tremendous service for a great price...free! So no
complaining.....

When I saw this headline, I knew
someone needed to check Diana Ross' blood alcohol level – "Liza's
Ex and Diana Ross Engaged?" Anyone that saw
Stone Phillips' NBC Dateline interview with David Gest knows
that this guys is whacked, but
this story crosses all-new nutbag boundaries.....
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