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Good Tuesday morning!  Here's your
Dose of Dover...
 
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Tuesday, March 16, 2004
 
"When the mouse laughs at the cat, there's a hole nearby."
 
 
 

 
Darn! The U.S. Postal Service just shot the wheels off of millions of proud parents, grandparents and pet owners.  Here's how.
 

 
This story remind me about the commemorative postage stamp the state of Nevada proposed several years ago: Apparently they were trying to get a special stamp to honor the prostitution industry.  The stamp was going to cost the usual 37¢...but if you wanted to lick it, the price went up to $50.....
 

 
Flashing back to the 1980s doesn't always mean dopey music and equally dopey hair styles: It can mean leg warmers and really tight jeans, too.  Oh boy.....
 

 
Easter and Mother's Day is coming up fast...looking for a reliable source for all types of jewelry or watches?  Learn how to avoid getting hosed...check out Ben's diamond/jewelry buying tips...all assembled in one easy-to-reference section.....
 

 
Know how to find a new landlord that'll not only give you free rent, but will even move you for free?  Simple!  And only one click away.....
 

 
Bottoms up? (This story made me think of that song from "Mary Poppins": Just a spoonful of sugar makes the syrup of ipecac go down...) NostraDover predicts that if this tragedy strikes a few homes and kills a few kids, you can be sure the attorneys are gonna get involved and start shaking down household products manufacturers for big bucks. Check those child-proof caps and read more.....
 

 
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And if you know a senior homeowner who's cash poor but is sitting on a wad of equity:
Here's how to flush out some cash so they can enjoy the riches of their years of hard work.  It's non-taxable cash, and allow 'em to travel, pay for medications or hire health care professionals that, in turn, allows them to stay in their homes longer. Turn up the speakers and learn more from Ben's streaming video archive.....
 

 
Interest rates still make buying a home an attractive option, which means you might be moving soon?  Even if you're not buying a home,  experts say a little pre-planning can save you a buncha heartache.....
 
Check out Ben's moving tips section here, and remember the key to lowering your chances for financial and emotional heartbreak starts with making the right moving company choice.  Exodus Moving is a great example of dependability and just as important, affordability.
 
Unpacking after a big move doesn't have to be total brain-damage, either: Ben's choice for unpacking and organizing expertise that won't bust your bank account?  Tiffany Pine-Lastelick and her team of organizational experts at InOrder.....
 
If you live in North Texas, I've already found the first/last/only reliable (and bonded) locksmith you'll ever use!  Chief Lock & Safe    (214) 827-7535 (answered 24/7/365)
 

 
Liar, liar, pants afire!  You're more likely to bend the truth over the phone than in writing: Read why e-mails are damning traps for those of you who might "embellish" the facts from time to time.....
 

 
 

 
Oops, I almost forgot!  Those Chinese debt collectors are ruthless!!!  In fact they make American tele-terrorists sound like a buncha wimps.  You're gonna love the real story about the debt collectors that called a Hong Kong law firm more than 300 times to scream obscenities, play pornographic tapes and more!
 
Don't let those bottom-feeding tele-terrorists scare you (or someone you know/love) into making even worse financial decisions!  Here's where you can get your hands on Ben's popular pull-no-punches books and fire the debt collectors!  Or maybe you need to take legal actions and clear the slate in '04?  Read more here.....
 

 
Breaking news from the world's toughest (and legally-empowered) debt collection agency: You'd better read this story before you file your 2003 tax return!
 
April 15th is only 30 days away.  Are you one of the millions of Americans with IRS-related troubles hanging over your head?  Personal or business challenges aren't as hard to work out as you might think, especially if you hire the right representation to cut a deal with the world's most powerful debt collection agency.  Take a deep breath and read more about it here.....
 

 
 
Now that Dish and Viacom have worked out their differences, it can only spell more trouble for the cable industry: Here's why.
 

 
See there!  Even The Wall Street Journal's suggesting you lease your next car:  Read why!
 
Spring's in the air...and the allure of a new set of wheels is stronger than ever for alotta you:  Now's the perfect time to cash in on [still] low interest rates...lower financing rates will give you more bang for your four-wheeled buck, but id you get hosed during the process, it doesn't matter. Click here to get a free copy of Ben's (recent) Smart Car Seminar guide to avoiding car-buying brain damage.

The key to avoiding auto buying heartache is to deal with an honest company in the first place: No matter where you're located, Manufacturer's Auto Leasing delivers on that promise, and more.  They've got the Dover Endorsement because they really are auto experts you can trust.  Check 'em out for yourself.....


From the "what a moron world" update: This woman should be jailed (and then sterilized) because she's so stupid she's a threat to herself, not for counterfeiting.....


Just a reminder Easter Sunday (April 11th) is just 26 days away: Why not do something original this year that'll score you some points. Send some beautiful flowers instead of the usual wimpy Easter lilies.  They'll last at least twice as long...and of course I'm talking about those amazingly affordable flowers, FedEx-ed direct by our friends at www.tropicalcolors.com


 
From the "What's wrong Lassie? Timmy's in the well?!?" department comes the story of a crooked member of the law enforcement community: I don't think you'll be seein' this chick on an episode of "Cops" anytimes soon.....
 

 
Dontcha love the amazing resources I compile every week in the Dose of Dover? Good! Then don't whine about having to sign-up for free access: Like anything in life, there's always gonna be a trade-off on some level. I embed dozens of links in every edition of this newsletter, and my frequent sources, The New York Times, The Dallas Morning News, The Los Angeles Times, The Orange County Register and USA Today require varying levels of registration in order to access their websites for free...with one small caveat: If you try to hit an older story, there's a reasonable chance that the news organization has either moved the story to a new URL, or to their archives.  If it's archived, there's a high probability that they'll charge you for access to the story...usually under $3.  Don't whine about it...just pay 'em if you wanna read it--or not.  It's always your choice.
 
Also worth noting: Nowhere is it written that you have to give accurate information when you sign up for free access on their website. They'd like you to, but they'll never really know. So use a disposable e-mail address (like Hotmail or Yahoo) and get creative when you register.  But just remember: They/we are giving you a tremendous service for a great price...free!  So no complaining.....
 

 
From the "I hate when that happens" department comes the tale of the Masonic initiation that literally backfired: No secret handshakes needed for this latest example of stupidity in funny hats.....(I wonder if Kurt Cobain was a Mason?)
 
 
Looking for ways to increase your income?  Here's why you need to skip those envelope-stuffing offers...Plus: The positive-thinking community's gonna have a heart attack when they read this column.  The "quitter never wins and winner never quits" advocates are full of crap.  (Here's why!)  Guiding you through life's mine field (one ripcord-pull at a time), check out the March 18, 2004 edition of Ask Benjamin Dover from The Dallas Morning News right here!

 
 
 

 

 

 

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